Friday, May 25, 2007

Blame The Druid! Long live Bats!


The Quintessential "To be or not to be" decision has been made. For a procrastinating junkie like myself, it has not been a mere hop, skip, jump and a whinny (huh wha!). Its been a leap of monumental proportions. But now that the dust has settled, my catatonic fingers and my near comatose brain have galvanized to form a machine which can be best personified by the rat fink cartoon.
Yes I am a rat on an OD of Speed. Yes I am a turbo charged monster truck on a kamikaze run. Yes Springsteen, I Am on fire. Yes, I am. I bloody well Am!!!!

Now for what I do..... I scour the internet to get you the best posts and info on movies, mini series (yes!! I am a hopeless addict of Lost & Prison Break) music, gaming and pop culture.

The image above represents everything this blog stands for. An image by Big Daddy Roth, one of the founders of the hot rod revolution (more on that later).

For my first piece of absolutely delish info... which I have been dying to share with all my Batman starved partners in crime.... I have for you 4 Awesmazing (Awesome and amazing on a grander scale, courtesy Urbandictionary) appetizers for the next in the Bats series of movies. I give you the posthumously named - The Dark Knight.

  • The portal is up.... with nothing much on it (damn!) except for a giant Bat logo. http://thedarkknight.warnerbros.com/
  • Hold on to your horses there mateys! Not letting you go that easily. The marketing geniuses at WB have started a viral marketing portal to create a "buzz" (oh how I hate that word) for the new film - http://www.ibelieveinharveydenttoo.com/. The portal previously had an image of a "Harvey Dent For Mayor Campaign" which gradually pixellated to form the first released images of Heath Ledger as the new Joker!! But before you start clicking on the link and going bonkers over the image, here is an anti climax. Its not there. But me being the generous soul that I am, have the screen shots right here only for you. Yes I love u that bloody much {sob!}


And finally...................................................................................................................................................

Ta da!



Relax guys. Just kidding! No Simpsons yet.... But watch the space for updates on that as well.

  • And before you decide against clicking on the link. Think again. The current page displays a Page not found status. But press Ctrl A and lo and behold! Ummm... No spoilers here.... Find out for your own "holy curious cats batman" selves.
  • And last and umm not the least (fine! a cliche'. So crucify me!!) news of a new teaser trailer is doing the rounds around rumorsville (thats about 20 km frm Smallville.... Go die!!).

    Black background, cards begin to fall in slow motion, the joker whispers things directed at Batman, the audience, the final card to fall is the joker, with also a picture of the bat signal on fire.

The last piece of information that I shared was acquired on a popular IM. The plausibilty of its authencity is something I leave to your discretion.

Well this was my first round, and just to give you a heads up.... I am inspired by Rocky Balboa. So you can sure as hell count on there being rounds till my dead body is rotting next to Stallone's "steroids, silicone anthrax.. U name it" stuffed dead body (U want a piece of me! Bring it!).

Please post your thoughts on this humble junkie's best attempt at what he does best. Talk a lot of bull!!!! Any and every piece of feedback will be read and carefully placed into a shredding machine.... for recycling of course. So now you know this site is eco friendly as well.

Anyways..... have fun and look to the skies.... Remember.... The druid is to be blamed.... For all thats good or bad (no clue!).

4 comments:

The Invisible Man said...

Write a review of one of ur fave movies, Junkie. And also a review of one of ur fave albums/songs.

Hemanth.das said...

hey man what is this crap, y do u copy the druid, be original man!!!!!!! I will patronize u.
Cheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssss!

Unknown said...

yo man ,finally the balls have started rolling.

good luck!

Anonymous said...

Didn't quite relate to what u have posted. But looking forward to read ur future blogs ...i am sure there is a lot u can write about. Keep it rolling ...bacche ho naa ho